
Everyone get a load of this DIMWIT on Reddit who seriously thought there was a beaver in the middle of downtown Montreal. Like, really – A BEAVER? He thought the groundhog was a BEAVER! What a DUNCE!!
Like, come on – read a BOOK or something you SIMPLETON. That’s obviously NOT A BEAVER – you can tell by just looking at it! Wow, what a CRETIN – a real MORON!

Like, what – did he think it came from a nearby lake? OH WAIT, there aren’t any! IMBECILE. Unless you count Beaver Lake on Mont-Royal ironically it has NO BEAVERS! Wow! Also I’d be hard-pressed to call it a lake – at MOST it’s a ‘basin’ and it’s not even a real one at that! PINHEAD!

Just sending this in so you all can see the types of people in Montreal we have to share our Décarie-perfumed air with! Seriously, if this doesn’t make you lose all faith in humanity I don’t know WHAT will.
Opinion by:
Jeremy Shrill
McGill’s Department of Animal Science Graduate
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