Month: December 2015

Montreal pigeons are now parrots. MTLBlag has received reports that local Montreal pigeons have transformed into parrots. As of press time it is unsure as to what caused the pigeons to become parrots. Montreal meteorologist Bryan Glass suspects it might be the Millenial-like patterns of winter causing the current temperatures to be warmer than usual. … Read more

The STM revealed plans today to generate power for the Metro by installing wind turbines in it’s butterfly door entrances. “For several years we’ve heard complaints about the butterfly doors being very heavy to open and that the wind blast that escapes when you finally manage to open a door might make it harder for … Read more