Everyone get a load of this DIMWIT on Reddit who seriously thought there was a beaver in the middle of downtown Montreal. Like, really – A BEAVER? He thought the groundhog was a BEAVER! What a DUNCE!! Like, come on – read a BOOK or something you SIMPLETON. That’s obviously NOT A BEAVER – you … Read more
All Italian Montreal bars and restaurants are becoming Olive Gardens today in order to adopt and use the famous Italian eatery’s slogan ‘When You’re Here, You’re Family!’ in an attempt to get around the two families per household rule in time for the opening Euro Cup 2020 match between Italy and Turkey. ‘We think it’s … Read more
Following the SPVM’s successful borrowing of a helicopter from the Sûreté du Québec in an effort to help instill an air of dystopia and tyranny upon park goers last Friday night by hovering menacingly above the city with a searchlight on; the SPVM is now looking to borrow delivery drones from Amazon to help remind … Read more